Vegetable

An instrument of torture. Destroy them all.

Person: AHHH NOT THE VEGETABLES!!! ANYTHING ELSE!!
Evil Person: MUAHAHA!

by PugLover131 June 11, 2016

Vegetable

Describing someone in a wheel chair.

JIM: Look at that guys over there!
BILL: Dont stare at that Vegetable!!

by SpanLight13 April 25, 2017

Vegetable

Jordan Potter

That person is so braindead, he's like a Vegetable.

by Giraffes up in the air March 3, 2009

Vegetable

A very lazy, whiney person.

"Hey, will you pleeeeeease get me a potato chip, Megan?"
"No, get it yourself, you vegetable."

by THE RATED 'R' SUPERSTAR! January 20, 2006

Vegetable

Slang for marijuana.

“Dude omg I’m so high..”

“Damn I wish I had some vegetable rn too.”

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Vegetal

ANGERY

Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.

by Tumbly December 16, 2016

vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017