Vee's life story

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.

Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.

by toee November 11, 2006

veestyle

One with an affliction for man love, yet pimps his cock all over the lake trying to put it in anything that moves! Can also be used to refer to one who shits in odd places or on things out of the ordinary.

I'm strapping on the latex, and giving it to who's next, and don't forget the boobsex... Go Veestyle!

Veestyle strikes again! ...on the floor of the KFC bathroom!

by Eric December 31, 2003

veesh

Verb - the act of a cat spraying. Term comes from the sound it makes when it hits an object.
Noun - the spray left on the wall, fence, clothing.

After playing with the neighbor's dog, I walked in the house, and before I knew what was going on, my cat veeshed all over my coat!
Customer: I would like to have this cleaned.
Dry Cleaner: Is there a stain?
Customer: It's veesh.
Dry Cleaner: Ooooh... Be ready Thursday.

by Reety January 28, 2012

veeshal

A tall guy, usally very loving and caring
Extremely shy

Aww he s veeshal

by Anonymous ✨:) November 22, 2021

veestering

Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina, mainly for purposes of sneaking contriband into jail.

Did she keester that crack pipe into the jail?
Nah bro, she was veestering it

by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019

Veestering

Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina to sneak into a jail, or other correctional facility. Not to be confused with keestering, which is the act of stuffing objects into the anus.

"Hey did Adam keester that smoked meat into the jail?"
"No, he was veestering it the whole time"

by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019

veestirr

veestirr is a social media app of gen alpha by the gen y

I'm so living in veestirr

by Therealdj97 July 24, 2019