vark scale

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"

"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"

by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009

varksys

a cool ass editor and player for alot of cod teams

"that varksys guy is amazing at call of duty"

by varksys June 29, 2021

Vlarkable

the word for "hey poggers i'm not the only one that's like this"

something about your particular brand of chaos is very 'vlarkable' to be around

by owoahen January 5, 2022

Vark

A cool nice friend who will support, annoy, and support you.
Although he may be a total dick, if you need him he will be there for you.

You:I need help vark!

Vark: with what>
You: something!
vark:fine but i want 5 bucks

by Ididyourdad69420 June 2, 2023

varkey

The last name of imbred indians, due to extreme wealth and knowledge, the last name is kept through the infinatly expanding, single generation.

Wow your eyes touch and you're driving a ferrari, you must be a varkey.

by Rubiksfan June 8, 2016

varkmoer

Literally: pig-cunt. Extremely derogatory term used in insults in various ways and means.

Loop skuit varkmoer: Go take a shit pig-cunt

by Varmint July 24, 2008

varkfokker

the afrikaans for pig fucker, effective when slagging anyone off

the idiot who drove into my car is a varkfokker

by T4FF3R January 16, 2008