He is an inseparable friend who is mostly on your side in most circumstances and makes a great family member. He is also very handsome, quite smart and probably has a six-pack.
Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.
Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!
This is what you call a white guy who tries to act like an Asian. There is a high probability that he will try (usually with little success) to get with an Asian girl. Other indicators are that he will like anime, manga, and drive a ricer.
Look everyone, here comes Vanilla Rice with his riced-up civic. Pretty soon he'll be talking about Goku and stuff. And he's white, not Asian.