Vasilating

Lubing up a cock/finger/dildo with petroleum jelly in anticipation of shoving it up someone's ass.

The doctor is already Vasilating, so I'll soon know if that pain in my ass is prostrate cancer or just hemorrhoids.

by Pendragon1970 May 14, 2015

vasilate

To apply potroleum jelly to the male genetalia as a lubricant for masterbating.
This act is mentioned in Ramstein's song man gegen man.

Every night I vasilate cause i dont have a girlfriend.

by thunderdoctor March 02, 2009

Vasile

A sexy beast that is good at every game they play

Florin is such a vasile

by SeksyHorseKok October 08, 2020

Vasile

This is the most awesome person you'll ever meet. He is handsome, good at everything he does.

He is low-key a G O D.

The only problem with him is that he is only taken bra cause he is such husband material.

Everyone loves Vasile.

-Did you meet that guy?

-Vasile? Yeah, he is low-key a God.

by DankSeal May 08, 2018

Vasillate

To apply Vaseline to something, especially a body part.

“I really need to vasillate my hands tonight, they are really dry.”

by MoShizzzzzle April 30, 2018

vasile turcu

A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.

'Hi, I am Vasile Turcu, listen to me talking inconsequential bullshit live on air, yadda yadda yadda, etc.'

by Matei February 18, 2008

Andrei Vasile

Andrei is a beautiful boy probably w blonde-idk hair and green or blue eyes.He is tall and nice but sometimes he can be such a bitch

friend:have u seen that pretty boy?
me:yeah,his name is Andrei Vasile

by AmazonIrina October 17, 2021