var

A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.

"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"

by UBER VARIAN March 25, 2009

Vars

Hotter than the sun.

Vars is sexy as fuck; it's no wonder that Nuck rams him in the ass every day.

by Flailfire February 25, 2021

VAR

A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.

I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.

by nymphozodiac February 07, 2010

Vars

Something that is of elite status; something that's more than 'tuff'.

Pronounced (Varse)
(Titties are vars)

Guy 1: "Yo did you go to Astroworld?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that shit was vars. Shit was crazy."

by CashMoneyKurwa December 02, 2019

Var-read

(pronounced: Vair-red)
To leave someone on read, especially at the most unconventional moments.

"So how was your day? <3"
*Read: 3 days ago*

"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."

by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

Var Borsikian

An amazing girl with a guy whose head over heels for her.

Gustavo loves Var Borsikian

by Jesustheonegod September 28, 2011

Si cled var

To not understand the science of sussy imposter in the real world of the night in the slums

I did not Si cled var when I saw the crusty figure.

by YoSoyDaisy Moreno y bajo January 20, 2022