vanilla gorilla

the white version of the derogatory nigger. Most of them proclaim and chant that they embrace 20 dicks in their asshole. It's not possible for them to take a normal shower without 20 apes with them. They eat a variety of foods such as eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and men. They engage in active gay sex on a daily basis and can produce up to 45 gallons of sperm. People often label their skin as a very light shade of black and often always think that they are related to Great Britain when they are really just from an irrelevant country called Estonia.
not again, a vanilla gorilla.
that vanilla gorilla has slept with all your dads!
by Cookie453 November 05, 2021
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vanilla gorilla

va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh

noun

1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.

"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"

"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."

"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
by Miss Gibson November 15, 2013
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We saw a Vanilla Gorilla at the airport with his black family.
by boredatwork512 August 14, 2013
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A group of males with small penises who think they're the shit but actually suck at all physical activities and life itself
That guy is so lame
He and his friends are total vanilla gorillas
by Reallycoolguy November 25, 2014
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White caucasian pretending to be black or apart of the culture. Not accepted by white and black cultures a.k.a. "poser". They are mostly found around the suburbs and tend to be too afraid to post up around the capitol and outer city. They are usually found leaning against cars bought for them or borrowed from a parental figure blaring dirty south mainstream music. They also tend to suffer from little dog syndrome while slightly thrown from slight weed inhalation or alcohol consumption. Do not be fooled when they are chillin with a black person, they are just as white. There closest encounter with the hood is the local mall, the downtown theatre, or Bobo's chicken which is next to the suburbs, a safe haven for these mammals.
Damn check out that motha fuckin vanilla gorilla with his white night gown on, posting up on his mommy and daddy's monte carlo!

Does that vanilla gorilla know this is the suburbs?

Shit that vanilla gorilla isn't even stunting the motha fuckin daytons! Not a fine and dandy motha fucka.
by GIN13 December 05, 2009
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A slang term for any type of hydrocodone pill.
I'm so pumped to get some vanilla gorilla this weekend and get super high!
by Battosai0117 February 02, 2011
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Slang: Black male or female Albino.
Damn he's black but white skinned and white haired what is he a Vanilla Gorilla?
by Bob Damahn August 03, 2013
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