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VanderWilt

VanderWilt is a Dutch surname which means 'from the wild'. Characteristics of a VanderWilt: attractive, sensual, corny, loyal, fairly stubborn, generally right, impulsive, witty, intelligent, honest, insightful and slightly condescending.

VanderWilts vary in height greatly, but generally are all trim and proportional. Some have more hair than others, but all have perfect teeth.

A VanderWilt is the very best of friends, and an ideal lover.

VanderWilts have a predilection for aesthetics, practicality and integrity. This taste is seen in their choice of cars, furniture, clothes, friends, careers, and even spouse.
A: Hey, are you going to the happy hour on Friday?

B: Yeah, but I don't know if I will bring anyone.

A: I am bringing a VanderWilt.

B: Show-off.

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A: Ugh... I am so pissed off!

B: Why? Did your date with the VanderWilt go poorly?

A: No, the opposite. It was light, fun and romantic... except for that I got my ass schooled in current events.

B: Typical. I hear they are good kissers though...

A: Darnn straight.
by Not-VanderWilt February 4, 2010
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Vanderhoof

(n.) refers to a sexy girl at Catholic U who you want to bang
Danggg, did you see that Vanderhoof... I'd get with her!
by mcgowan123 May 26, 2010
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Vanderhoof

A town of roughly 5000 people most of whom are related. Its claim to fame is that it is the geographical centre of British Columbia, although this is disputed by neighbouring towns that claims that someone measured incorrectly. It also has more churches per capita than is possibly necessary, especially since half of them are some form of Mennonite. If you happen to meet someone there who wasn't born there they are probably pretty decent people who arrived in the town for work and stayed because of the amazing scenery.
Why can't Vanderhoof be populated by someone other than conservative rednecks?
by left of centre May 3, 2006
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Vanderhoof

Look over there they must be from Vanderhoof
by Vandy crack head February 6, 2020
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Vanderwal

Look at the Vanderwal on the wall
by Prostitute11 November 9, 2011
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matthew vanderhoof

Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
matthew vanderhoof
Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
by m doge August 6, 2018
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Vanderhoof

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof
Dude, did you see the size of that Vanderhoof? That is one massive shit!
by Vanderhoof2 June 10, 2009
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