by - April 1, 2003
An accessory used in a beer bong. It is attached to the mouth end of the tube and the user turns it to release the beer and begin bonging.
Person 1: When the hell is he going to bong the beer?
Person 2: Whenever that pussy decides to turn the valve.
Person 2: Whenever that pussy decides to turn the valve.
by trush January 2, 2005
an amazing band filled with HOT people! cotains two of the hottest people in the world!!! ACTUALLY SO FREAKING HOt! ;)
by HomNomNomNomNom June 2, 2011
{NOUN} This is a term for a person who is considered to have 'loose' morals. A person who sleeps around or gets off with lots of people in pubs and clubs. Maybe even a person who dresses inappropriately.
Friend #1: Jeez Louise!! Did you see that absolute Valve?
Friend #2: Yeah! If that top was any lower we could've seen her belly button.
Friend #2: Yeah! If that top was any lower we could've seen her belly button.
by The Smiddler November 4, 2009
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
by 1strule May 13, 2009
by 123 June 14, 2004