Tesco Value Vodka

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.

Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"

by Freols May 18, 2009

replay value

In video games, how well a game beckons you to play it again after beating it. Games with good replay value cause you to willingly play the game several times through instead of just one or two times.
It should not be confused with artificial replay value, which basically "forces" you to play again.

"Oblivion has great replay value! I like to start new files over and over to play different roles and character specs!"

by Israel LeCours August 14, 2009

Jokes Value

1. Phrase

In essence, the phrase "jokes value" is used as incentive for performing and/or taking part in an activity that may appear trivial, useless and possibly offensive at first glance, but in truth is intended for humorous purposes, and humorous purposes only.

It is unlikely, but not impossible for a person that is participating in a "jokes value" activity to derive any utility from the activity itself other than that which is gained from the humour.

2. Noun

A qualitative attribute directed towards an act or activity that an individual or group of individuals perform or an occurrence that yields humour.

Phrase Example:

Dave: Man, what the hell is wrong with you.. why aren't you wearing any pants? It's like -10 degrees outside.

JMarc: It's for jokes value..

or

MV: Ah man you hit her? She's so nasty why did you do that?

Kog: For jokes value

Noun Example:

GG: Man I can't believe they found out I slept with them both!

Marco: Yah that has some serious jokes value, son

by Jmarc20 December 13, 2009

G value

The time taken by a person to make a woman orgasm through g spot stimulation

Mike: Dude did you hear about Tommy?
Jim: Yeah dude his g value is 5 minutes
Mike : That bitch Mckenzie sure was lucky

by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN November 26, 2018

Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

by yo1234 October 26, 2013

Vacume Fuckers

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

good value

Often used by Aussies to describe a person who is good to hang out with, easygoing, friendly, and not too sensitive or high maintenance. Can be used to describe males or females.

"Hey Mate, mind if I bring a work mate of mine to this party of yours? don't worry - he's good value."

"Hey did you meet that Sally girl at that party? She was good value"

by Leigh B December 12, 2008