Valntyne

Calum hood or also known as C Dizzel Swizzel Or Cool Guy Cal created valntyne at his great state. He talks about how much he hates valentine’s Day.

“Man valntyne’s day is probably my worst hatred day of the year. There’s so much pressure involved.”

by Lovedrom998 August 8, 2018

university of the fraser valley

A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.

A: I go to UFV
B: ?
A: (sigh) the University of the Fraser Valley

by deemstar October 13, 2017

stardew valley

A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.

1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*

by Tristan has booty swag penis June 2, 2018

Hudson Valley

A region streching from the Bronx to Albany. It includes the immediate suburbs of NYC (Westchester, Rockland), the NYC exurbs (Orange, Putnam, Dutchess), and the upper hudson valley (Idont remember the counties). Generally a mix of suburbs and exurbs, but once you get past Poughkeepsie its all farm land. Considered upstate to city people.

oh, and by the way, monticello is not part of the hudson valley.

The Hudson Valley is vast.

by BonFYa August 24, 2009

Silicone Valley

Nickname for the San Fernando Valley in California, known for having a lot of porn studios.

I moved to the Silicone Valley with my rubber tits to pursue a career as a porn star. After starring in over 200 creampie gangbangs, I upgraded my tits and ass from rubber to Silicone. I get even more, and higher quality, dicks in my pussy.

by Chestnut & Hazel April 9, 2019

Great Valley Middle School

A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.

I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.

by Minith4life123 February 18, 2017

Diablo Valley College

Otherwise known as DVC, it is a community college situated in Pleasant Hill, CA. It's known for its curve-destroying over achieving Asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8AM, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for classes, and proximity to In N Out Burger.

Yu-Wang: "I have a 10:00 AM Calculus 3 class this semester at Diablo Valley College."

Xien: "You better arrive at 6:30 AM if you want to find a parking spot!"

Yu-Wang: "Good idea. It will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my Calc book."

Xien: "Only 4 chapters? Enjoy your B."

by EverettR February 19, 2013