Wilmer Valderrama

fez from that 70's show the ultimate player hes had sex with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.

Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John

Wilmer Valderrama

by Coryblount September 13, 2008

wilmer valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .

Stella: Who's that ghetto Hispanic on Yo Momma?
Tabitha: That's Wilmer Valderrama, Lohan's ex.

by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006

valgeir

Douche with an acoustic guitar.

Wow, look at that guy with a guitar, he seems so much like Valgeir.

by connyspringer March 28, 2017

Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018

Valdirene

val is a bright spirited woman who loves kids and will do anything for her kids she loves chips and pepsi she can be strict sometimes but on the inside she just wants people to be safe val is a brazilian woman who had a bad childhood and black men follow her she has a beutiful daughter and son val loves her sisters and brothers she will always be there for a kid when they need her her love is comforting and she work well with younger kids she is a fan of dogs and is a super califrahgalistic expialadocius person and if you have her as a girlfriend or wife keep her close to you and white men will hurt her so keep away bitches and fuck off people who will cheatg and hurt her

eli-omg is that your mom
ari-yeah
eli-she doesnt look like shes your mom
ari-but she is and she doesnt age at all yeah she is my mom valdirene

by THEDOGLOVER!@#$% May 18, 2021

Valderiona

She beautiful , amazing , and smart . She makes everybody laugh and smile all day long . She too kind and sometime mean . She can fight over her family she step .

Uhh .... Valderiona ur too cute

by Wyatt wise November 23, 2021

VALDIR

A person who stay all day long playing video games.

He is a valdir.

by Clever23423432 October 21, 2009