1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
by smittebo November 26, 2007
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by samurai37940 November 22, 2021
Get the valand mug.The female equivalent of a stud or a casanova. An impressive woman who has sex frequently or with multiple partners. A positive term for women who enjoy having sex
Person A: You see her, dude?
Person B: Yeah, I heard she fucks a lot
Person A: Dude, she's such a Valadin
Person B: Yeah, I know. That's awesome. Good for her.
Person B: Yeah, I heard she fucks a lot
Person A: Dude, she's such a Valadin
Person B: Yeah, I know. That's awesome. Good for her.
by Nigel Dos September 13, 2020
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Get the valantino mug.to have outstanding valor while stealing such of that of robin hood, with spray can in hand the valindidious soldier is ready to tag that on any wall in order to take back what rightfully belongs to the people.
A valindidious person won't steal or tag for anything selfish but only for the good of the people, perhaps a corrupt government entity or business
A valindidious person won't steal or tag for anything selfish but only for the good of the people, perhaps a corrupt government entity or business
if he continues his valindidious behavioral, the people will take back the streets!
yo man, that bro be valindidious
yo man, that bro be valindidious
by Alexander The Revolutionist December 7, 2012
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Single human: "Well I'd better get my knife ready....cause tomorrow's Valendie's Day...."
Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"
Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"
by Evil sparkle pants September 12, 2016
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