by bannaqwerty(sal) February 12, 2008
Super sweet man. Hes so nice and kind and caring. Val is super funny and has great music taste too. Hes hot and sexy asf. /p hes also super cool and a great person. Hes literally a dun ass oerson to talk to and if you hate him or dont wanna talk to him at all, your loss because val is amazing. SO FUCK YOU HATERS.
by O. K. July 14, 2021
SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.
Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?
Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!
Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!
Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!
Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!
by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
A val is someone from the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County, California.
Vals are known for their "valspeak" (i.e Like Oh my god! Ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. They still however have a hint of that dialect by saying "like" in nearly every sentence. Other terms still being used are "dude", "oh my god", "rad" and "totally".
Vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.
Vals are known for their "valspeak" (i.e Like Oh my god! Ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. They still however have a hint of that dialect by saying "like" in nearly every sentence. Other terms still being used are "dude", "oh my god", "rad" and "totally".
Vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.
by zombie818 February 10, 2011
by JAvier October 23, 2004
A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.
by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020