Vagnoob

Pronunciation: 'Vaj-noob'
A Vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the vagina, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.

(While in the bedroom)

Boy: Wowzers! I didn't know it looked like this :D
Girl: Eugh, get away from me! I didnt know you were such a Vagnoob!

by vaginaldisch4rge June 29, 2009

vagooo

Musicians like to JAM on their instruments. This one time, at bandcamp, the firecrotch nympho chick took her flute and JAMMED IT IN her pussy. Lesbians like to take dildos and JAM IT IN other girls.

A /b/ meme, from a doujin based on Fate/stay night where Saber is teaching the main protagonist Shirou how to have sex.

Here.. my vagooo!!!

Please put your... that! Y... your ponos!

(Please jam it in.. jam it in.. jam it in)

and j... j... JAM IT IN!!

by mmg0at August 10, 2008

vagoo

An alternate name for a woman's vagina, as introduced by the Rayne Summers character on the Least I Could Do webcomic.

What? You need an example on how to use a woman's vagoo?

by Zecc June 20, 2006

Vagwood

When the Clit gets excited

I just seen Martha Jones Making out with Amy Pond It Gave me Vagwood

by The Girl in the Blue PoliceBox October 12, 2011

Vagooter

Another word for vagina

That bitch had a banging vagooter

by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020

vagoo goo

the goo secreted from a woman's vagoo during excitement. Especially applicable when referring to the mason/dixon line.

"He would have gone through with it, had he not extremely feared the vagoo goo."

by pennyroyal_tea June 10, 2008

Vagoomite

Vagoomite is a thick, yeasty paste created in the Land Down Under (the vagina), and should not be spread on bread under any circumstances.

Mother: "Do you want Vegemite on your toast?"
Son: "Vagoomite toast??? What the hell is wrong with you mum?"
Mother: "Just go to school you little asshole."

by n00berella June 10, 2013