Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008

Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

Volcanic Milky Blossum

This is when a girl is hogtied or frogtied, preferably with a ballgag, and you stick a vibrator or some other stimulating sex toy into her vagina and turn it on. The pleasure will make her orgasm, forming a Volcanic Milky Blossum.

When having BDMS with Sara, Robert frogtied her and gave her a Volcanic Milky Blossum. She was exposed with her clothes off and naked and Robert jacked off to the sight of her helplessness.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Volcanic slag

A molten slag taking it to the next level. Most likely to suck your tounge and will happily partake in getting woodpeckered (see woodpecker).

Will destroy as many men and women as possible in one night.

Mate look at that molten taking it to the next level. She's volcanic!

Volcanic slag!

by Raymondo The Great January 25, 2006

Volcanic Soft Serve

A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.

My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.

by moss1972 May 23, 2009

Volcanic Bomb

The act of defecating into an others mouth whilst having sexual intercourse. The person who's mouth is shat into then slowly spits out the excrement to create the illusion of an erupting volcano.

"Dude, I totally gave Sally an epic Volcanic Bomb last night!"

by zguilow May 22, 2009

Volcanic header

a large juicy pimple

Wow, that's a dandy volcanic header you got there!

by Seles April 23, 2011