valium

pretty much...the shit

omg! i really want to take some valium at school tomorrow!

by skyeblue May 31, 2006

valium

What I take when I'm bored

Hehe hey p I took some valium hehe

by Rivers October 16, 2003

valium

a pill guys try to make you take so u loosen up

take some valium itll make u feel better

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

friendship valium

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.

I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.

by smileyy December 21, 2012

Stumble Valium

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.

"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"

by Mathius October 15, 2007

cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party

carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.

by lilliaaan November 07, 2007

vicki valium

a blonde girl who loves anything pink, lives off of mcdonald’s and loves to play roblox. Her sex appeal is out of this world.

person: “who is that blonde? wow she’s so hot.”

other person: “it’s just vicki valium and her sex appeal”

by valiumchick October 29, 2020