The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.
by dvinad August 28, 2009
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Get the vagenda mug.No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.
by J. Licata July 19, 2005
Get the vagenda mug."He better act right before he gets kicked off my VAGENDA!"
"I need some dates. My VAGENDA is looking real empty right now."
"I need some dates. My VAGENDA is looking real empty right now."
by Amanda Seales August 2, 2017
Get the Vagenda mug.A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.
Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."
by Angela S April 13, 2006
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Get the vagenda mug.The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.
Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!
by legendsword2 February 11, 2015
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