Uthon

A brown man. An odd name given to a trini man also known as Uthong. Another name for a thong. A man who has frequent wet dream when dreaming about his women. Usually busts a big load when having sex sorta like that scene in Scary movie. Tends to come from a large family because busting big loads runs in the family. If you sleep with a Uthon your chances of getting pregnant are very high. uthon loves to smoke weed. Chances are that he has probably been arrested at least one time in his life. Has a good head on his shoulders and in his pants. Likes to get head or sorry loves to.

Hey are you wearing a Uthong today?
Hey what color is your Uthong?
You should try a Uthon tonight.

girl 1: Did you see that huge cum shot over there?
girl 2: that must have been a Uthon.

by sd dee April 25, 2010

Utacon

A strange and perhaps obsessed person in love with someone named Uta

"Did you know Akira is a Utacon?"

by Chicorykun May 3, 2023

utahn bullworm

A BYU student's cock that's been soaking for years.

Ben pulled out the Utahn Bullworm yesterday.

by chapterpsd April 6, 2024

Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick

Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.

Alex: Yo jerold, my girl just gave a Utahn cum swish' n' lick and it tasted good!
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.

by TeethEnjoyer91 December 8, 2025