urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.

"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."

by RetardLOL February 25, 2014

cheese in my urinary tract

Exclamation if you are to dumb to say words.

My older brother was too dumb to say words so instead of sfhjrhfujcjguskdiyb he said there is cheese in my urinary tract

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Urinary Olympics

A pissing contest to see who can pee the farthest.

Todd is acting like a chest-thumping gorilla again, because he thinks he'll win if we have a Urinary Olympics contest.

by marcifer November 11, 2010

urinary

a technical term for when you piss yourself. like "coronary", except not.

as in, "i almost had a urinary"

He made me laugh so hard I almost had a urinary.

by I. C. Yupi April 26, 2011

Urinary Canals

A Urinary Canal is formed when the excess belly fat convers up the sex glands, so you have to roll the skin until you make a passage(canal) to get it to the toilet.

A person who weights 500 pounds may have urinary canals

by JackCoocoo December 2, 2013

urinary text infection

when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.

What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.

by oldsport December 17, 2014

Urbanary

1.) To act in a city-like manner.

2.) Originally from a city.

1.) Why do you act so urbanary? You're in the country-side now.
2.) That is so urbanary. We don't do that down here in the country-side.

by Ruscha April 11, 2010