Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Ur mum

A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.

Person1:who makes good cookies

Person2:ur mum

by Cookies12321 June 7, 2020

Ur mum

You and ur mum and ur family will get chop up you dumb tranny faggot shit heads

Ur mums a fat slag and I will chop her up

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

ur mum

a word used as a comeback when you have no other comeback to use: a word used to get someone to leave you alone

another term for "your mom"

"Hey what are you eating?"
"ur mum."

by olafsfluffyD December 8, 2015

ur mum

The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.

"This pizza is still warm"
"Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".

by p00_p00 August 30, 2006

ur mum

wen ur frin bein a cheky cunt n da call of duds u jus sey ur mum

"fukin cheky cunt ur mum is hairy"

by YOOOOOOOOOOOO March 31, 2015

ur mum

gae

ur mum gae

by Taytek May 21, 2019