Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

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A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.

Person1:who makes good cookies

Person2:ur mum

by Cookies12321 June 08, 2020

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You and ur mum and ur family will get chop up you dumb tranny faggot shit heads

Ur mums a fat slag and I will chop her up

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

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ur mum

a word used as a comeback when you have no other comeback to use: a word used to get someone to leave you alone

another term for "your mom"

"Hey what are you eating?"
"ur mum."

by olafsfluffyD October 16, 2015

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The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.

"This pizza is still warm"
"Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".

by p00_p00 August 30, 2006

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wen ur frin bein a cheky cunt n da call of duds u jus sey ur mum

"fukin cheky cunt ur mum is hairy"

by YOOOOOOOOOOOO April 01, 2015

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by Taytek May 21, 2019

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