upright citizen

Meaning to be on the straight and narrow path as an outstanding member of society.

My friend stopped watching Porno to focus more on becoming an upright citizen.

by Mindtrix July 6, 2017

upright organ

An upright organ is a very special insturment commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the upright organ sucks a lot of cock.

Elton John plays the upright organ.

by Tommy K. June 26, 2005

upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.

Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.

by p90210 July 7, 2017

Upright Piano

When an adolescent male gets an unexpected erection in public, and tucks said erection into the waistband of his pants or shorts in order to conceal.

"Dude, it was the WORST! I was walking down the hall to geometry class, and saw Jessica walking in front of me, and got a boner and had to Upright Piano, because I didn't have my backpack with me to hide it!"

by Carl Winslow is the Man June 19, 2019

Upright Doggy Pull-Back

Variant on upright doggy, but receiving partner's arms are pulled backwards at the wrists towards penetrating partner. Also called the "whoa girl" position.

"We were doing the Upright Doggy Pull-Back when his wife walked in..."

by NGHT January 6, 2010

Upright Figurine

A revolution of the forgotten in the early 2000s based on a collective group of artists, musicians, poets, and performers known as Upright Figurine. Origin of the phrase is derived from an old elongated wooden statue of unknown origins which is customarily placed towering over figurines of a long lost age. It , the protector watches over the forgotten, symbolizing the revolution.

Man did you see the Upright Figurine fighters that went through town the other day? They knew where their heads were.

by S C A R of Upright Figurine August 29, 2008

Upright man

In old thieves' cant, the head of a gang of mendicants or vagrants.

"An Upright man is of so much authority that, meeting with any of his profession, he may cal them to accompt, and commaund a share or snap vnto him selfe of al that they haue gained by their trade in one moneth." - Awdelev: Fraternity of Vacabondes (1561)

by kassyopeia July 27, 2023