beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

Meat Up

Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.

Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?

BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.

Mark: Fuck ya!

by pj60693 September 25, 2010

meat-up

Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.

I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.

by Fabmaxmm January 31, 2020

Meat up

Two or more guys go into a helicopter and jerk each other off

Hey wanna meat up?...no homo

by WigglyWormzzz May 19, 2018

HONCHOS MEAT UP

When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.

"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.

It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Shove it up your bucket with a meathook

A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.

He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"

by Boston_Mama March 5, 2009