4 year university found in the sticks and swamps of Florida in which the students pride themselves on believing they are of Ivy League Status. However, rather than retrieving their heads from their anuses and realizing that both they and Florida State University are Public schools in Florida, they will continue celebrating their recent 2004 win against FSU because it was the first in 18 years (older than any Freshman or Sophomore to remember).
"I go to UF and I think my degree is equal to that of someone who graduated from Oxford University."
by gatorhater February 07, 2005
An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.
by Bill May 02, 2004
An unreal heaven on earth where frat boys set the laws of the land and sorority girls are beautiful blonde southern bells. Oh yea, independents are pussies...
by SigEp, SAE, Sigma Chi, Theta Chi, Phi Delt, ATO= only good frats December 07, 2004
The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.
by hexum January 20, 2005
Has the largest collection of ugly hicks in the country and 97% of all degrees earned appear to be in dickbag personality theory. Also sucks Florida States large garnet and gold penis in football every year
Guy #1: Hey I just got into the University of Florida?
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man
by Davy Cockett July 03, 2017
A university in florida located in Gainesville otherwise known as "the swamp." It's located in the middle of nowhere and there's pretty much nothing to do? They are the gators and they have not been ranked in the top 10 rankings for college football in years. Their team sucks and they like to tackle each other instead of the opposing team. The students and the fans are a bunch of white trash hillbillies and many of them are inbreds. it is not unusual especially in florida p to be at Walmart and see a redneck with a mullet and only 2 teeth with a gator shirt on. Gator fans are unusually proud of their team but nobody really knows why because there is nothing to be proud of. You will find hundreds of UF alumni at any one of their games and they like to tailgate and get so drunk they won't remember the game because they know they are going to get destroyed. Many of the alumnis are either unemployed or they work at a fast food restaurant, many of them don't have much going for them.
"I hate flipping burgers making minimum wage." Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to the a University of Florida!"
by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015
A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.
I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.
by Cliff Whitty September 02, 2006