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Operation: Unicorn-Sex 

Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.
"Okay, we`ve found monkeys shagging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn sex!"

unicorn status 

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
unicorn status by 94122 December 6, 2009

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad 

a group of powerful girls who will beat you up any day of the week
boy:WATCH OUT ITS THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!

Unicorn-Style 

When a guy secures a strap-on to the top of his head and follows up by having sex with a girl, with said strap-on.
I would enjoy to try unicorn-style on thunder baby
Unicorn-Style by thequeergang28 August 2, 2010

Unicorn Show 

Where a female stripper straps a dildo on a bachelor's head and proceeds to ride said dildo.
Do your strippers get weird? We need to define weird...Have you heard of a Unicorn Show?

Did that just happen? Yeah man, he just got Unicorned.

unicorn sex 

Sex that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; sex that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; sex that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.
My date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn sex!
or

Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?
unicorn sex by M. Svairini March 31, 2010