unemployed

being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.

I'm unemployed and have no money. Give me charity.

by Salvatori Vitali September 18, 2007

unemployed

to jonese at home all day everyday

Tyson Oliveira has been unemployed for decades

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

unemployed

A bug ass nigga with no hoes n no job.

damn, he unemployed

by completelyinept December 11, 2016

unemployed

A female whose face is just isnt working out

That bitch needs to watch my kids, maybe babysitting; damn that bitch is unemployed!

by XWF May 10, 2005

Unemployed Behavior

An aspiring social media influencer who will film themselves doing stupid, embarrassing, illegal, heartless pranks with the goal of going viral and making a career on the internet.

He stole an old ladies dog and filmed it for clout. I can't stand this unemployed behavior

by ttaasss June 16, 2023

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

flogging the unemployed

The act of male mastubation

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

by brian neff May 15, 2005