Uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up

Guy 1: What the hell is an Uncle Bob?
Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up slash puke it up

by Shaven Wa January 4, 2011

uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up

I gave my girlfriend a visit from uncle bob

by retarded asian midget named "FRANK" March 27, 2007

Uncle Bob's

Code Word for Strip Club

Bob Seger "Night Moves"

Hey Honey We will be back late tonight we are going to visit Justin's Uncle Bob. Don't wait up.

by Manderin September 11, 2005

Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB

by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021

uncle bob

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).

uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die

by foxy_6471 December 1, 2024

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him

"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"

by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025