Unbirthed

When someone forcibly gets suck back into their mother's womb. It's like a black hole, but worse.

I didn't like Frank, so he forcibly unbirthed himself.

by Merciless_Ghost February 19, 2018

Unhatched

When you go to sleep expecting to take a nap, but wake up the next day or many hours later with extreme frustration and strong feelings of fomo.

Joe: I'm just going to take a nap I'll go out with you guys later for that really fun thing we have planned
Zach: okay see you soon!
*12 hours later*
Joe: (wakes up) NOOOOO!!!!!!! Fuck my balls

Zach: last night was amazing you must be unhatched homie

Joe: I'm totally unhatched man, damn

by Rawdawg December 8, 2016

the unmatched power of the sun

a bottle containing the limitless power of the sun

officer: sir is that uranium?
officer is turned into a pile of ash by the unmatched power of the sun

by flushed emoji 😳 July 31, 2023

Bare Uncotched

To be in a state of severe discomfort.

When I was in prison some man asked me to bend over and pick up the soap. I felt this 'pinch' Only to find he had stuck his penis up my bottom.... It was bare uncotched.

by hfadhfasd87876 October 8, 2010

unmatched

Unmatched: The defintion of lagging to death often used regarding the very bad servers of unmatched.gg

Brandon: FUCKING *N-Word* I GOT UNMATCHED AGAIN IMITATOR GO FIX SERVER?!?!

by BonezHvH December 23, 2022

unabitched

When you text instead of talk because someone is interrupting your conversation bitching about problems that didn't pertain to your phone call.

Hey I am going to hang up and text you, I want our chat unabitched.

by Erinyessa September 23, 2025

Unbitch

People who feel bad for being bitchy, they make a decision to “unbitch”

When complaining about a situation goes too far that it lacks objectivity and requires the rewinding of being a bitch.

Regret of personally attacking an innocent subject

Steve has been so frustrating I think he has no brain cells

“I’m such a bitch, it’s bad vibes” “gotta Unbitch”

by Chrpkl February 14, 2023