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ULTRAPORN

1. Pornography so heinous, it causes the watcher to gouge out their own eyes, resulting in psychosis, explosion of the genital regions, incontinence, homocidal/suicidal urges, and death. Is hypothesized to bend the fabric of time and space.

2. ULTRAPORN is a type of pornography that is universally known to be the worst pornography on the planet. It is pure evil buttfucking insanity while horror jerks off with its own fecal matter. Satan himself is said to fear ULTRAPORN.
Anal sex is part of the make-up of ultraporn.
by uglyhuncher July 5, 2008
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Ultramonomatron

Being the ultimate, the best of the best, the root of admiration, the mother of all that is fantastic and right with this world.
His/Her style and genius remains ultramonomatron forever.
by AndyOmega November 20, 2010
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ultrasound zap

When somebody fart so quickly and silently that you can only feel the smell or a tiny sound from this.
- Mother of God! What a smell! Who did the ultrasound zap?
by Deni$u Straight from Streets December 19, 2016
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ultraghola

ULTRAGHOLA is totally guilty of many ultragholas.
by bif12345 September 25, 2018
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Ultrasound

Coming on a girl's stomach then rubbing your dick head in it.
Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pulled out at least.

Dude 2 - Of course man, I pulled out a gave her the ultrasound.

or

I ultrasounded the shit out of her gut.
by theonlygomanever December 19, 2008
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ultrasonic

A word used to describe your girlfriends voice when she's pissed at you. Calling her this will not make her less pissed.
Your voice went ultrasonic again
by Friend of uours March 29, 2015
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Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017
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