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The University of Washington aka the best college on the planet. Home of the Huskies . Future bosses of Wazzu grads. If you see someone sportin purple and gold they're probably smarter, sexier, and better than you.

"That Wazzu grad is baggin that UW grad's groceries. Haha, loser."

by Ben Davis March 10, 2005

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Uwe

Common British abbreviation: Undoubtedly well endowed. Mostly used when adverting to the size of human male primary sexual characteristics.

Two girls watching the gymnastics world cup. "Wow, see this guy in his tights over there? He's so Uwe." "Yeah, totally!"

by Jeff Clever February 05, 2010

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The reason for the ugliness at UW is that 90-95% of the students come from countries where personal hygiene does not exist.

Pat: Hey Ted, take a look at that guy, he hasn't brushed his teeth in ages.
Ted: That is correct Pat, he is one of the 90-95% of ugly UW students.

by Nelly Swanson January 31, 2005

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U·we
pl. U·wes

1. A person who is so incredibly inept at his or her craft, but blindly and madly continues to produce, despite the pleas of many around him. Defying all odds and logic, often a Uwe will surround him or herself with incredible talent and funding.

2. A situation describing a person of that inclincation. (ie. pulling a Uwe)

Origins: Middle English, from Old English (Uwe Boll - the horrendously untalented hack German film director) See uwe- in Indo-European Roots.

Person #1: Oh God, is your sister still making those awful homemade denim platform shoes with the tassels and beads and sequins?

Person #2: Yeah, all her friends keep telling her to stop making the shoes because they're so ugly but somehow she gets money from it.

Person #1: Wow, she's totally pulling a Uwe.

by antiboy August 03, 2005

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