um...

an answer commenly used when your screwed.

dad: "did you have sex with my daughter?"

man: "um..."

by cheya July 5, 2008

ummed

The sound you make when you nibble on someone through use of your lips.

"UMMMMMMEEEEEDMEMEMEMDD" - J
"EWWW COOOTIESSSSSSSSS EWWWWSSS" - E
"You just got ummed haha" - J

by danteeee December 25, 2008

ums

Abrieviation for "Use Map Settings." It comes from StarCraft, where custom made maps of great inginuity were

GreedyOne: So, you up for a ums?
^BREEZE^: I'm so gosu, I don't play ums anymore.

or

GreedyOne: I just made a l337 map!
^BREEZE^: is it ums?
GreedyOne: Yeah..
^BREEZE^: Don't make me take Brian's mom away from you.

by Michael Berg May 15, 2004

um

one of the 2 most commonly used words in the english language (the other is uh)

usually it means that the speaker is searching for an idea (or at least thats usually when i use it)

reporter: y is the segway too redundant?

dean kamen: um...that is...um well...

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

um

a word used as a filler in a sentence. mainly used by blondes in a situation when they have nothing else to say

brunet: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!
blonde: UM...WHAT DO WE DO?

by me silly! May 17, 2011

um

In conversation, a word that announces one's contempt for and hostility toward the person they're about to contradict. Most common on the Internet, for obvious reasons.

Person 1: The first movie I ever saw in the theater was "Empire Strikes Back." Man, that was intense for a 6-year-old, so much larger than life. And when Darth Vader said "Luke, I am your father," I was freaking out. I'll never forget that day.

Person 2: Um, Vader never said that line.

by burn_x_freeze May 16, 2009

-ums

the most annoying suffix in the world

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you

by masteroffire January 30, 2012