Ums

Generic Tums. Often found in bottles of 150, at Walgreens (Wall-Ums), Long's Pharmacy, CVS, etc. Lacking expensive Tums-branded wrapping, they are best carried in a sammich baggie.

What's in that baggy?
Ums. Need one?
Nah, I'm cool.

by CloverTenor February 23, 2009

UMS

Ugly Mood Swings. Male version of PMS.

I left him cuz I couldn't handle his UMS.

by bringsdogtowork November 12, 2010

-ums

the most annoying suffix in the world

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you

by masteroffire January 30, 2012

Dank'ums

This is a term you use when something is the shit!! Like that green is really dank'ums.. Anybody see Diggitty's Lexus that ride is really dank'ums!!

That is some bomb green, that shit is DANK'UMS!!!

by Diggitty March 25, 2011

cute-ums

Southern for cute.

Look at that cat! Cute-ums.

by southerner6969 June 28, 2012

thick'ums

One who is thick, beautiful, smart, funny, witty, intellegent, and who knows how to shake what her mama gave her to get a man.

I am THE Thick'ums, bow down minions!

by Thick'ums April 7, 2008

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004