UMS is an acronym for "Unfortunate Misspell". Whereas one would type in not after any misspell, but an unfortunate one. It's for those cases when the sentence changes meaning to something completely different. The acronym is there for support, when sarcastic comments are flying around after someone misspelled something that was rather unfortunate.
by BaconLudo October 12, 2015
Ultimate Munchies Sandwich. the one and only. we all have that one sandwhich made of anything we pretty much fancy when we're in that state of mind and that we dig into at the odd hours of the A.M. when we get home high with the munchies. this is the one.
x : oh man, I'm sooo high, and I'm starting to feel hungry too.
y : are you feeling some UMS?
x : Ultimate Munchies Sandwhich? Totally, let's do it.
y : are you feeling some UMS?
x : Ultimate Munchies Sandwhich? Totally, let's do it.
by 529brunswick September 03, 2007
by bringsdogtowork November 10, 2010
by Elizabeth Grey July 09, 2016
by Lukasucksatdefinitions May 04, 2020
More recently used to unintentionally irritate people who prefer straight forward answers. Literally, "something is urgently wrong but instead of me just immediately telling you, you must figure it out yourself in the amount of time it takes me to make this sarcastic and unhelpful remark."
Can be typed as well.
Can be typed as well.
Example, this used to be proper protocol in an urgent situation--
Bob: "Joe, watch out for that large pothole you seem to be unknowingly driving into."
Joe: (avoiding pothole) “Thank you for your timely and straight-forward warning. I appreciate you using the first sentence after you were alerted to this danger to tell me about this pothole, instead of uttering a one-worded, useless phrase.”
Modern protocol, same situation--
Bob: (sarcastically) "Um..." Joe: “What?..... What?” (car drives into pothole)
Bob: “Wow, good job.”
Bob: "Joe, watch out for that large pothole you seem to be unknowingly driving into."
Joe: (avoiding pothole) “Thank you for your timely and straight-forward warning. I appreciate you using the first sentence after you were alerted to this danger to tell me about this pothole, instead of uttering a one-worded, useless phrase.”
Modern protocol, same situation--
Bob: (sarcastically) "Um..." Joe: “What?..... What?” (car drives into pothole)
Bob: “Wow, good job.”
by Jake Gus December 01, 2004