Umbrella 

(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather

Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"

Umbrella by veritasaequitas November 2, 2010

Umbrella 

What you do after snorting a line. Involves pulling up the side of your nose flap that you snorted the line through and sniffing real hard to get everything you just snorted in your system better.

"just sniffed a tab."
"Don't forget the umbrella."
"Oh yeah i forgot."

Umbrella by pill pro May 17, 2010

umbrella 

where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock

dude, D flore got an umbrella

umbrella by jesse jackson April 11, 2003

Umbrella 

An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} [Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a condom.

Alicia-I love Rihanna's song Umbrella, I've screwed my boyfriend to it TWICE.
Britney's gone mad...smashing cars with umbrellas,ellas,ellas,eh,eh,eh!
Wizisika-You'd better have bought some extra-protection umbrellas,you rude boy, cuz I'll give it to you hard tonight!

Umbrella by penusboobsjizzvagina January 21, 2011

Umbrella 

A Usless peice of Shit

This Umbrella is Usless

Umbrella by TheLunar2 February 7, 2017

umbrella 

A slang term for a condom; A rubber.

You need to double your umbrella when you mess around with the chicks at Naked City.

umbrella by Jose Dirt October 9, 2008

umbrella 

random thing that protects you from rain.

-Hey Did You Bring an Umbrella? It’s Raining Outside.
-Yes.

umbrella by canyon is dumb June 27, 2021