udder smack

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.

BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"

by grazyhojo August 31, 2006

Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.

Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017

Udder Boy

Man with a strong interest in, or attraction to women with large breasts.

She has 40 inch DD's, but then her boyfriend was always an udder boy, all the way through college.

by Mike Chong November 17, 2019

udder

The huge mammary glands of a cow. On four legged cows udders have four teats. On two legged cows udders have two teats (or in the case of the two-legged variety the teats are more often called nipples).

The farmer felt kind of embarrassed the first time he touched the cow's udder to get milk, but as soon as he got used to it, he would go so far as to pull his baby daughter off the udder to get some of his own.

by La Leche July 11, 2006

mommy udders

A phrase used to describe a pregnant womans breasts. They are typically very large tits that just hang off her chest and jiggle as she walks cause they are just full of milk.

"Damn look at mommy udders!! I wanna suck milk right out of them!!"

"I would fuck the milk right out of her mommy udders!!"

by Benjamin the Conqueror June 2, 2008

Udders

A large set of breasts found on a female. They can also be found on men who eat to much.

Look at that hot chick she's got a prize set of udders.

by Mark Francis Tasker May 30, 2006

bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.

Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"

by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015