TwoPercentSkimm

A legend of social deduction who's scumreading and misreading skills are unmatched.

TwoPercentSkimm is better than me at Town of Salem.

by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021

twotentwo

After a crazy night of partying and drinking.. at two am shes a 10 and at 10 am shes a 2!

Dammit, last nite i got with a twotentwo again.

by B McPheezie November 27, 2006

twoper

A person with Borderline Personality Disorder. Sometimes other personality disorders can get grouped into this definition. The origin is that 1.9% of the population suffers from this personality disorder. By definition, approx 2% of the peopple walking this planet, are nuts. See also: Britney Spears

Hey, check out the hot chick. Shes probably a twoper!

by Brian Howarth January 11, 2009

TWoPer

A fan who takes part in the forums in the "Television Without Pity" website.

If you're not a fellow TWoPer, you probably won't recognize my Tyra reference.

by SharleneSanFrancisco October 31, 2007

twotenny

A Metra Locomotive # 210 that a middle age landwhale woman calms to be be married too. And doesn’t have sexual felling for.

Twotenny stuck it’s air hose in between my breast.

by Cosmo66777 August 20, 2021

twoper

noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.

I dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.

by Poco Cornell January 18, 2008

Topend

Someone who is completely unaware of their stupidity, and also has similar meanings to words such as idiot, prat and fool.

Person 1 "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "He's a complete topend, can you see what he's trying to do."

by My Name Is Danny Scott March 12, 2008