duece two's

Slang for twenty-two inch rims. Duece defining twenty inch rim, and two's defining the actual variety of twenty inch rim.

"I ride through the lot with my duece two's gleaming."

by Eugene January 31, 2005

The Two's

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.

GC: Where you at?
D-Rock: The Two's.

by Spanish Kid March 10, 2009

Two's Up

nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)

ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe

by Phillian June 22, 2005

two's

Sharing a cigarette between two people

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"

by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006

Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

two's up

two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice

i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!

by nick williams January 13, 2009

terrible two's

No matter how old this kid is, they are always in their Terrible Two's when you have to babysit them.

Oh, you'll have to bear with Melanie - she's in her Terrible Two's.

by Angelacia June 9, 2007