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The collective noun for a group of lesbians. ("A twattle of lesbians", as "a flock of sheep".)
"Who's coming to the party?"
"Uh... John... Cathy..."
"Cathy's coming? Is she bringing her twattle?"
"Oh, god, I hope not."
twattle by Ted Just Ted August 14, 2006
The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.
I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.
Twittle by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010
A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously know to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.
If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.
Twattle by WingardiumLoliosa April 23, 2018
Word used to describe labia on a vagina that is excessive and loosely dangling, so much so that it resembles a turkey’s wattle; Hence combining the terms “twat” and “wattle”. Similarly used terms include Arby’s (Roast Beef) and Laffy Taffy.
Damn bruh, that chic from the club last night was fine as hell but the coochie had way too much twattle! I wasn’t ready for Thanksgiving dinner but I had to throw some baby gravy on it!
Twattle by cAAliKKing November 26, 2020
Also known as a twin. Two brothers / sisters in a fraternity / sororityof which both have the same big brother / sister.
OMG my twittle and I both have the same big sister, that makes us twittles!
twittle by ninerwun December 3, 2010
The minor to the insult of twat, someone not quite as unlikable to deserve that insult.
"Dude, Lindsay is such a twat"
"Nah, Regina George is a twat, she's just a twattle."
twattle by Captain Twattle August 10, 2012