A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
by James R Clobum April 30, 2020
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 26, 2022
A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.
by AnonDoxy July 09, 2018
by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011
Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.
by TodTod June 01, 2021
"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"
by GThei March 10, 2021
1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.
by MoFraker November 13, 2011