Twinkle douche

A gay person who has a passion for penis

look at him he's such a twinkle douche

by xTittiz November 18, 2011

twinkle door

womans' rude bits. hair optional.

the porn star name of my friend julie. twinkle was a pony, door was her mother.

the syph ran rife in her twinkle door.

by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004

Twinkle Doo

The sex had between two gay men with extreme scat fetishes.

Alice: Did you notice how bad Greg and Jamie's apartment smelled? It was like a New York City subway!
Frank: Well of course it did; before you came over they had a twinkle doo.

by King_S07 August 5, 2022

Twinkle Dust

Twinkle dust is when you shave your pubes on your hand and then blow it off onto your butt naked partner in bed, and then get dried up shit and knock it onto your partner's mouth.

Me and Jack exchanged twinkle dust last night, and it was amazing

by Twinkle DUst Master December 18, 2023

twinkle twinkle little douche

A guy who is so blinded by his own ego that he thinks he can lead on any girl he wants and act practically like bf and gf then get back with his gf out of the blue leaving the other girl confused and wondering what went wrong...Twinkle twinkle little douche differs from douche bag because a douche bag at least knows he's a douche but just doesn't give a fuck whereas a twinkle twinkle little douche thinks he is god's gift to girls yet still thinks he is a "good guy" but for some reason still can only commit to high school girls because college girls intimidate him because they won't take his shit and worship the ground he walks on, yet would be way better gfs than his current one...term popularized by the MTV show "Is she Really Going Out with Him?"

Girl 1:I though he really liked me...? :/

Girl 2:He DID really like you, he's just a twinkle twinkle little douche so he thinks he can lead girls on until the next one or until he decides to get back with his fake ass, photoshopped skanky gf...

Girl 1: He can go fuck himself

by regretbutdontforget March 27, 2010

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

makes my dookie twinkle

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"

Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas

by billet January 12, 2009