Twilightin'

The state of being so completely consumed by one's obsession with Twilight that one's work suffers, friends are neglected, schoolwork is ignored in the pursuit of one's next Twilight fix.

"Is Renea coming to work today?"
"I don't think so. She and Abby were up until 2 AM twilightin'.

by Mrs_Lot December 17, 2008

Twilightism

Twilightism, which originates from the word 'Twilight', (the very popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is actually used in cases of people who experience something to do with Twilight almost every day of their life. These people, who are also known as Twi-hards, Twi-fans, Twi-heads, Twilighters, or any other nickname, express their interest of Twilight in an almost religious aspect. Other words could be obsessive, compulsive, or addicted. Not that I would blame them. Twilight is awesome.




Some ways would be purposefully packing an apple in your lunch or kissing your Edward poster every morning before you leave for school. Some even go to the extremes as to burn insense to the Vamp Gods, begging to be blesses with Vampiristic powers.

ooommmmm.....oooommmm....
Please, Vampire Gods, bite me, and bless me with the power to glitter in sunlight... I've been faithfully practicing my Twilightism for six months now.... ooooommmmm... ooommmmm...

by Twilight-Fanatic March 14, 2009

Twilighting

To ejaculate all over someone and throw glitter on them so it sticks and they glitter like a twilight vampire (even though we all know that vampire burn in sunlight). To complete this act you must yell "TWILIGHT" as you throw the glitter

As Alex reached climax he pulled out his penis and began to ejaculate all over Mandy, he then yelled "TWILIGHT" and threw glitter all over her which stuck to the semen. She glittered like one of those stupid vampires from Twilight. This is known as Twilighting

by Real McAsshole March 20, 2010

Twilighting

To finger (Rub exitedly and vigerously) the genitals of the opersite sex whilst watching twilight, new moon or any other film of the twilight saga.
Quite often taking place in a public cinema, although most twi-hard fans are too obsorbed in the film to notice.

As soon as the cinema lights were dimmed Danie oppened up her legs and tony got his fingers ready and begain twilighting her. She strugged hard to hide her screams throughout the movie.
Their friend, Wells, didn't notice a thing the whole time.

by guitardude01 June 18, 2009

Twilightified

A verb that means to fall into a deep obsession with the storyline or characters from Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga immediately after reading or watching it. This usually occurs in desperate, young women and preteen girls. A common trait you will find in twilightified fans is a substitution of these fictional characters for a real relationship.

“Once I saw her face after finishing the first Twilight book, I knew she had been twilightifed.”

“That girl was definitely twilightified. Did you see her Edward Cullen pillowcase?”

by Gym Princess November 24, 2010

Twilightitis

A mental condition, usually found in teenage girls, which causes them to have strange and erratic behavior for the sake of twilight.

John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.

by cadtel July 13, 2010

twilightian

someone who is obsessed with twilight
they may wear twilight things or spend more than $20 on things like twilight bracelets and most school supplies are covered with "i heart twilight"

person 1: omg look at her she is such a twilightian

person2: i kno shes even wearing a twilight hair band!!

by i hate twilight December 20, 2008