Did you see that little man at the bar, striking out with all the women? He better try match.com and use someone else's photo. What a Twig.
by spkelly1985 January 06, 2010
1. "Kate Moss would be hot if she wasn't such a twig."
2. "Before I'm on the job, I like to give my twig and berries a bit of a how's your father."
3. "He fanned on the shot and broke his twig."
2. "Before I'm on the job, I like to give my twig and berries a bit of a how's your father."
3. "He fanned on the shot and broke his twig."
by LetsGoCaps May 21, 2010
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by capawawa March 03, 2015
Noun-
A woman who is a stereotypical annoying chick who begs to get married loves desperate houswives and those annoying shows, eats cookie dough after a break-up that really was not bad at all and their shoes MUST match their bag, All problems are solved by shopping. Total drama queen and must make everything like it's the end of the world. Says "like" A LOT. Almost an adult ditz except she has a brain.
A woman who is a stereotypical annoying chick who begs to get married loves desperate houswives and those annoying shows, eats cookie dough after a break-up that really was not bad at all and their shoes MUST match their bag, All problems are solved by shopping. Total drama queen and must make everything like it's the end of the world. Says "like" A LOT. Almost an adult ditz except she has a brain.
-Like oh my Gawwwwwdddd Jereamy and I are through. He like totally broke my heart
-You're the one who broke up with him!!! Why are you moping!!!
-Yeah but the pain still hurts...
-You're a twig
-You're the one who broke up with him!!! Why are you moping!!!
-Yeah but the pain still hurts...
-You're a twig
by That one crazy kid October 25, 2006