Twig

a small man with no romantic prospects beyond match.com

Did you see that little man at the bar, striking out with all the women? He better try match.com and use someone else's photo. What a Twig.

by spkelly1985 January 5, 2010

Twig

1. A perjorative term for an unattractively thin woman.

2. A penis.

3. A hockey or lacross stick.

1. "Kate Moss would be hot if she wasn't such a twig."

2. "Before I'm on the job, I like to give my twig and berries a bit of a how's your father."

3. "He fanned on the shot and broke his twig."

by LetsGoCaps May 22, 2010

Twig

The opposite of thicc. Very very thin. Basically anorexic.

"That emo girl is a twig"

by Memerman69 September 28, 2018

Twig

Describes a half point in sports betting.

Dude, I'll take the over in the Texas/Oklahoma game if it's only 42 twig. (42.5)

by texanfan October 2, 2009

Twig

Basically any 6'2, jewish, tryhard

"Look at neri what a twig"

by neriJew June 26, 2017

Twig

2mg of xanax
Commonly called sticks or bars, twigs is another dumb name for such drugs.

"yo bro can I cop a twig"
"7 beans my g"

by capawawa March 3, 2015

Twig

Noun-

A woman who is a stereotypical annoying chick who begs to get married loves desperate houswives and those annoying shows, eats cookie dough after a break-up that really was not bad at all and their shoes MUST match their bag, All problems are solved by shopping. Total drama queen and must make everything like it's the end of the world. Says "like" A LOT. Almost an adult ditz except she has a brain.

-Like oh my Gawwwwwdddd Jereamy and I are through. He like totally broke my heart

-You're the one who broke up with him!!! Why are you moping!!!

-Yeah but the pain still hurts...

-You're a twig

by That one crazy kid October 25, 2006