Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.

Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*

by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011

Twelfth

12 July.
A time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood and send their children out to cause roits.
Hmmm, very clever! NOT!

by davis longfellow June 6, 2003

twelfth base

WTF ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY THERE ARE ONLY 3 IN BASEBALL

guy a: dude, i did it w/my gf
guy b: how much?
guy a: twelfth base
guy b: wtf

by subscribe to me on youtube pls May 8, 2018

Twelfth Imam

The twelfth Imam is cited as a possible Muslim Antichrist who will appear during Armageddon (the end of days).

The twelfth Imam is a possible female Muslim Antichrist.

by ScienceBurt March 6, 2020

twelftherer

The sport of being the biggest fan (or twelfth man), particularly in football. Every article of clothing, including those one can't see, is ritualistic and perhaps unwashed for superstitious reasons. The surface of the skin is painted, tattooed, and bleeds team colors (especially Seahawk green). SYN: competitive out-fanning.

- Yo, check out his green-and-blue striped overalls.
- Yeah, he is twelftherer than anyone here.

by fatlala September 22, 2014

Twelfth night

One of Shakespeare's plays. Twins get in a shipwreck and the girl lands in illriya, she dresses like a man and works for the duke. He is very melancholy because he loves Olivia but she doesn't love him. The duke sends viloa to go to her and Olivia falls in love with her/him. (There is also a stick up puritan, a housemaid, a drunk fat man, a weird tall man and a jester) This casuses a love triangle between the duke, viola and Olivia. The play goes on and viloas twin comes back and Olivia thinks it's viola and gets married to her twin and viola reveals she is a girl and Marries the duke

Everything ends

"If food be the fool of love, play on"
-the duke, twelfth night

by The real lapis lazuli June 29, 2019

An Hour Twelfth

One twelfth of an hour

Im on my way just an hour twelfth away!

by Glase Firedrake September 9, 2025