Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

hiney tweets

What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.

It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018

Ghetto Tweets

When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.

Examples of Ghetto Tweets:

#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb

#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"

by Lavezzi May 21, 2010

that's what she tweets

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

by That's What She Saider December 21, 2009

Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022

#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets)

Twitter addicts who can't get enough of Tila Tequila's tweets...want some? follow her (@officialTila)

"#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets) is more addicting than crack itself"

by JodiJo18 July 21, 2009

danglin' tweets

Installation of tweeters in a vehicle without any mounting device. Letting tweeters hang from the speaker wire designed only to provide frequency transfer.

I saw a 1982 Caprice on the highway and his danglin' tweets nearly broke the windshield during a break check.

by 6here6tic6 September 18, 2007