tweeker

A methamphetamine user. Tweekers are known for their extreme paranoia, flagrant dishonesty, and lack of non-tweeker friends. A tweeker will steal your stuff and then help you look for it.

If you let those god damned tweekers come to your party, don't expect to have your stereo in the morning.

by josh@rootpoot November 25, 2003

nipple tweeker

a machine used to stimulate the nipples until they get hard.

mike wagner as well a j-lo use a nipple tweeker before they go somewhere..mike uses it for fun

by mizzo and easy e lilcocopuff June 1, 2003

Cheese Tweeter

someone who only tweets cheesy inspirational quotes

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.

by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009

Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.

Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....

by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011

tweeker

A methamphetamine user.

He might be doing a little coke, but he's way too fat to be a tweeker.

by Village Idiot October 29, 2012

tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009

Peter Tweeter

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.

She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!

by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011