Twat Block

When a friend keeps a Bi chick and/or lesbian from getting laid by her girlfriend.

Friend 1: "Come on guys lets go to the movies!"

Girlfriend 1: "No ive got a beter idea. Me and my girl will stay here and you can go to the movies."

Friend 2: "Oh come on guys, it'll be fun!"

Girlfriend 2: "Fun for you maybe. You fuckin Twat Block!"

by LeggoMyEggoBITCH!!!! May 18, 2010

TWAT BLOCK

To do a female friend a favor by keeping her from getting it on with some unworthy male. The noblest thing to do for a friend.

My friend has gotten involved with an absolute pig! He's such a man-whore that the only right thing to do is to twat block her so she doesn't get some disease.

by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005

Alabama twat block

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride

Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.

Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"

Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"

by the wopfather May 14, 2008

Twat-blocking

It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!

I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!

by Steven Capone January 17, 2008

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

twat blackbelt

having a blackbelt in the art of being a twat

ben has a blackbelt in twat, hes got a twat blackbelt

by tomooo184 November 14, 2010

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018