twat-swat

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

by dave.g August 7, 2006

Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

twat swat

The same as cock blocking, only with women.

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.

by Z3RO26 April 2, 2008

Twat Swatted

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.

Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!

by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009

twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

by yourfaceishilarious September 3, 2010

twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 19, 2005