Tasselfoot

Being a complete asshole.

Greg:Dude I totally leveled in WoW last night!

Jim:Dude who fucking cares about WoW when you can fap?

Greg:Shut up you fucking Tasselfoot

by SlasherX September 12, 2009

Tassell

The crazy family around the corner

Wow they're crazy, they must be the Tassell's

by Boobydee August 1, 2017

Tassel Gash

Referring to a woman's genetalia with over grown pubic hair.

Her pubes are so long they hang like tassels, she has a tassel gash

by Lezzers101 August 2, 2016

Poo Tassel

only cunts wear tassels and poo stinks of shit, possibly the worst combination ever made - quality insult

oi mate your a massive poo tassel

by rwdnUK October 13, 2010

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

Tasseled

Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.

This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.

Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".

Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.

"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"

by DubyaPH January 6, 2009

tasselled wobbegong

A penis, with class.
A rich dick.

I don't like how he thinks he's better then every one else! Him and his tasselled wobbegong!

by Tekurumoto October 12, 2019