Twacker

Someone who thinks they can perform but are absolutely shite.
(Mixture of twat and wanker)

Be careful who you tell about our mini-festival - we don't want a load of twackers coming.

by worryingismeditation April 26, 2011

twacker

A hacker who hacks into other peoples' Twitter accounts.

Tweet: Please excuse the Viagra tweets coming from my Twitter account. I have been victimized by a twacker.

by TheDDog October 6, 2012

daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.

X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!

by st louie July 18, 2006

daffy-twacker

A spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.

"I think he's a bit of a daffy-twacker".

by tarmac April 21, 2005

Double Twacker Half

A 30-pack of beer:

Twacker = 12
Double Twacker = 24
Half Twacker (Half) = 6

Double Twacker Half = 30

I picked up a double twacker half from the beer distributor.

by Pakalypse January 22, 2011

twacker bitch whore

Noun: A fully developed female meth head prostitute.

Typically resembling a transexual aids case lumberjack. Once fully developed the twaeeker prostitute will often need to up the ante and up the price often including others with or without knowledge and or consent.

Once an addicted prostitute reaches a level of human trafficking there is nothing left of their soul. Creating. Sort of zombie tweeker- the twacker bitch whore.

"The twacker bitch whore tried to trick me into going to a party that may have been the end of me. Thank God I found out in time."

by Duckie45895 January 11, 2022

twacker

Native Florida tweeker.. when you can't be a cracker cause your a tweaker and can't be a tweaker because your a cracker. You then become a twacker!!

Pollie wanna twacker??

by FeMa2112 September 30, 2020