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Tupelo Meerkat

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.
by McCargo January 15, 2009
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tupelo

A single story house typically found in the South and examplified by Elvis Presley's home in Tupelo, Mississipi
Elvis Presley lived in his tupelo with his parents and siblings.
by BlahblahBlackSheep December 31, 2014
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truvelo

A forward-facing speed trap complete with a digital camera.

Used in the UK (and possibly others) to catch speeding motorists by checking if they are driving above a speed limit and, if they are, taking a photograph of their number place.
Did you see they've put a bloody Truvelo up on the A1 now.
by Adamant_UK November 14, 2007
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Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.
Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.
by False Aorta January 18, 2015
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tupelo lunch

Tupelo lunch is also known in the homosexual world as the whole package, all the meat and potatoes, the dick and the balls.
I hate that guy so bad I fed him a tupelo lunch.
by popo08 December 19, 2011
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Tupelo

A guy thats butt hurt for not getting ginger on his dick
This Tupelo managed to get this gingers number but is butt hurt because he cannot score some ginger on his dick
by Adester October 28, 2012
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tubeloop

While searching for something specific, the subsequent act of being unable to break away from youtube by being drawn further and further into the labyrinth of suggested video clips!
Man, I was only looking for the blankety-blank theme tune and now I've been stuck in a tubeloop for an hour!
by LaserG May 9, 2011
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