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Turtlehead 

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.
Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead
Turtlehead by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

turtlehead 

Suck this turtlehead out my buuuutthole!!
turtlehead by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Turtlehead 

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.
Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

Turtlehead 

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.
Turtlehead by Rozzysed August 8, 2016

Turtlehead 

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead
Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead
Turtlehead by Milf12344 May 16, 2017

Turtlehead 

Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom
Turtlehead by Loganation March 10, 2010