turtlehead

When you cna't hold a cramp anymore and the very tip of it comes out like a turtlehead"

"I need a bathroom, like now, it's turtleheading."

by ammre August 31, 2003

Turtlehead

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.

Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

turtlehead

a giant turd your butthole can no longer contain

Suck this turtlehead out my buuuutthole!!

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Turtlehead

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

by anonymous967842 June 8, 2009

Turtlehead

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.

I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.

by Rozzysed August 8, 2016

Turtlehead

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead

Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead

by Milf12344 May 16, 2017

Turtlehead

To get head while taking a shit in the toilet

Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom

by Loganation March 10, 2010